Couple quotes for ya

[Nuclear Raunch]

I found these enjoyable. They are from Valhall this set. Just so everyone knows, it's a lot more cutthroat over there, with online hittings, STD attacks, and offensive spell casting being an everyday occurance. This set my goal is for most offenses and most defenses, as well as getting voted most feared and most annoying. I am a reporter for Valhall's newspaper so I'm also using this as a way to get some good quotes for a story later on this set, or after the set.

Only 2 days out of protection and I already have a handful of good conversations, here's a few.

EDITORS NOTE: murders are called fireballs there, helps in understanding the whole "resistent to fire" comment.

At Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:49:44 +0200, a messenger from Server Abuse (#10) brought this to you...
0 hours ago 1% of your forces were eliminated by I brake for crack whores (#43)!
0 hours ago 1% of your forces were eliminated by I brake for crack whores (#43)!
0 hours ago 1% of your forces were eliminated by I brake for crack whores (#43)!
0 hours ago 1% of your forces were eliminated by I brake for crack whores (#43)!
0 hours ago 1% of your forces were eliminated by I brake for crack whores (#43)!
0 hours ago 1% of your forces were eliminated by I brake for crack whores (#43)!
0 hours ago 1% of your forces were eliminated by I brake for crack whores (#43)!

What was that for?

At Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:53:58 +0200,I brake for crack whores (#43) brought this to empire Server Abuse (#10)
I'm doing some scientific research. It seems your soldiers are abnormally resistent to fire, and it seems like there's some kind of an aura or something like that protecting most of them. Seems like only a third of yours died as compared to some other lands that have undergone the same testing.

It's weird, but I'll let you know the results of my experiments as soon as the results are in. Cheers mate!

At Mon, 03 Oct 2005 20:01:29 +0200, a messenger from Death (#39) brought this to you...
The ****s your problem?

At Mon, 03 Oct 2005 20:28:33 +0200,I brake for crack whores (#43) brought this to empire Death (#39)
I'm teribly sorry. It's a bad habit from when I used to play a war game. It was a quaint little game, but quite fun. It was called promisance, and when I played that we used to attack each other. I'd really recommend trying it out once, here's a link for ya www.crymeariver.com

At Mon, 03 Oct 2005 21:58:24 +0200, a messenger from Death (#39) brought this to you...
Oh you're a funny mother ****** aren't you. I mean was their a reason.

At Mon, 03 Oct 2005 22:23:27 +0200,I brake for crack whores (#43) brought this to empire Death (#39)
Yeah, I FBed you because you had troops. If you had no troops and all resources I would have pillaged you, if you had troops and resources I would have FBed/stormed you.

At Mon, 03 Oct 2005 23:30:47 +0200, a messenger from Death (#39) brought this to you...
Waldo?

At Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:46:45 +0200,I brake for crack whores (#43) brought this to empire Death (#39)
Ouch, that hurts. Man I was just having fun with you and then you have to hit me with a low-blow like that.

No, not Waldo.

[Adair]

WTF, hahaha.

[Gen. Volkov]

So a slightly less intense version of QMT then? *Snicker*

[Kraken]

mwa ha haaa!!!

classic nuke. the name and all. :*laughs*:

www.NukeEatsCheese.com

go figure that one

[The Beatles]

Heehee... good quotes.
I still can't figure why he'd say 'Waldo' of all things. I mean, probably a friend of his or something, but Waldo? seems like a very weak counter-argument.

[Gen. Volkov]

Indeed. Maybe he was confused on who he hit and was asking "Where's Waldo?".

[Nuclear Raunch]

Waldo is a player there. He's actually my clannie this set because he likes to get under people's skin, and that's basically my goal for the set.

He tends to murder the indy's a lot, which is part of what I'm doing as well, but he's not good at onlining people and he has trouble casting spells against the powerful mages in the game.

[Urran Voh]

o_0

I likes to Murder the Indies! 'Tis quite fun to destroy all that they try to build up. :*laughs*:

[Nuclear Raunch]

Indeed it has it's rewards. I'm having a ton of fun with the strat so far, and you'll be happy (or dismayed) to know that I just onlined another guy

I'll see if I can get some more good quotes for ya

[Gen. Volkov]

I enjoy murder only when A) I'm really frustrated with the defense someone has set up, or When I'm really mad at someone about something.

[Urran Voh]

Question: Would you want to give a little payback to someone who Murdered you a total more than 700 times in a previous set, thus screwing your chances of becoming Emperor?

[Nuclear Raunch]

OK this is just plain sad. I can't really Hawk Battle the guy because I'm almost out of mana (only had one legitimate run, and that was coming out of protection, ever since then I just online Hawk Battle people, embezzle, and murder) so I scanned him and he has no air. I buy 100 zeps and start to hit him right after he burned a bunch of turns building on the land. He gets the land back and builds on it again, and he still has 0 zeps. And he's an indy for heaven's sake.

So I did what any polite person would do, and I hit him with air again after he burned even more turns building. Man what a rookie.

[Gen. Volkov]

Urran: Yes, and I would be merciless about it. And man am I glad that is not me. *laughs*.

Raunch: *laughs*. You dork... yeah that's about my olny response to that, except that I'm amazed you are still alive.

[The Beatles]

What is air?

[Gen. Volkov]

What is air???? It's mostly Nitrogen and Oxygen with CO2 and other trace gases thrown in.