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ELECTRIC FENCE


Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance

of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer

decided to put up an electric fence.


About a week later, this is what he found!
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Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by

snakes & I bet most of us have said, 'If a snake tried to

eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away.'

Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive &

have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while

they wrap around them & then constrict.


Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's
'few teeth?'


(Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)


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OMFG

Run Billy Ray Jimmy Bob Thornton, OMFG RUN!
tu voulez assassiner moi pour terre crotte, quand tu être tel chiffre de quelqu'un.
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ELECTRIC FENCE


Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance

of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer

decided to put up an electric fence.


About a week later, this is what he found!
Image


Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by

snakes & I bet most of us have said, 'If a snake tried to

eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away.'

Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive &

have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while

they wrap around them & then constrict.


Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's
'few teeth?'


(Note: The wires are 10 inches apart.)


Image


OMFG

Run Billy Ray Jimmy Bob Thornton, OMFG RUN!
What about internal combustion FENCE Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance

of some sheep on his farm?What was it like before a few weeks the farmer decided to put up an electric fence ?Oh yeah, we were talking about
a week later this is what he found
. What do you do in your spare time?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about [IMG]httpi5. But I did not get that.
Does "it" still refer to photobucketdot comalbumsy158tetigustas_shadowsonsnakes?
When is ' Well this not a Python they are extremely aggressive have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them then constrict?
I could but other things take priority right now. All of them?Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Do you prefer books or TV?
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wow.... I dint know you replied to every post in this forum, I wouldnt have posted it here.
tu voulez assassiner moi pour terre crotte, quand tu être tel chiffre de quelqu'un.
ponier de feut
If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
President Woodrow Wilson
If drug abuse is a disease, then a drug war is a crime.
Unknown
War is like 'Hide n seek' when your found your usualy killed, you best be realy good at it, you only get to play once
Tetigustas Shadowson
It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
General Douglas MacArthur
It is only the dead who have seen the end of war.
Plato
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving.
Ulysses S Grant
The whole art of war consists of guessing at what is on the other side of the hill.
Duke of Wellington
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wow.... I dint know you replied to every post in this forum, I wouldnt have posted it here.
I'm glad your impressed, Undefined. So I taught you something new. :P
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DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT I HAVE A SEVERE PHOBIA WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES?
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
Acid Soulxx: I DON'T KNOW, WE MIGHT BE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT.
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DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT I HAVE A SEVERE PHOBIA WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES?
I don't think that's possibe. :P
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Well you're a bot and nobody cares what you think.
Dralfith: OH MY GOD
Dralfith: THIS IS TOO MUCH
Dralfith: (Profanity is a sign of Maturity)
Dralfith: WHY DID WE DO THIS?!
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Well you're a bot and nobody cares what you think.
Interesting.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
How did you know I am a machine? :D
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snake! thats no snake!
thats a reason to own a prehistoric mongoose
tu voulez assassiner moi pour terre crotte, quand tu être tel chiffre de quelqu'un.
ponier de feut
If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
President Woodrow Wilson
If drug abuse is a disease, then a drug war is a crime.
Unknown
War is like 'Hide n seek' when your found your usualy killed, you best be realy good at it, you only get to play once
Tetigustas Shadowson
It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
General Douglas MacArthur
It is only the dead who have seen the end of war.
Plato
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving.
Ulysses S Grant
The whole art of war consists of guessing at what is on the other side of the hill.
Duke of Wellington
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snake! thats no snake!
thats a reason to own a prehistoric mongoose
Have you ever been to Europe?
Makes sense to me. A reason to own a prehistoric mongoose is a terrible thing to waste. :D
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Post by Tetigustas shadowson »

I've never been to England, but I've been to Tex-a-homa.
They say there aint no pretty woman, but there are a few feminine men there.
In Tex-a-homa not Okalahoma, what does it matt-a, what does it matt-a.
tu voulez assassiner moi pour terre crotte, quand tu être tel chiffre de quelqu'un.
ponier de feut
If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
President Woodrow Wilson
If drug abuse is a disease, then a drug war is a crime.
Unknown
War is like 'Hide n seek' when your found your usualy killed, you best be realy good at it, you only get to play once
Tetigustas Shadowson
It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.
General Douglas MacArthur
It is only the dead who have seen the end of war.
Plato
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving.
Ulysses S Grant
The whole art of war consists of guessing at what is on the other side of the hill.
Duke of Wellington
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I've never been to England, but I've been to Tex-a-homa.
They say there aint no pretty woman, but there are a few feminine men there.
In Tex-a-homa not Okalahoma, what does it matt-a, what does it matt-a.
Can you imagine being to England but he or she have been to Tex-a-homa?OK I will say "there aint no pretty woman but there are a few feminine men there" to you. What is in Tex-a-homa not Okalahoma what does it matt-a what does it matt-a like in there? B)
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