A Proclamation of War

Post by **Freenhult** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:11 am

Ruddertail wrote:I, Attila the Hun, leader of the Hungry Huns, do hearby declare war on the clan Science Olympiad.

Sci Ops will either capulate immediately, and agree to pay due tribute to the Hungry Huns, or a state of war will exist between our two clans until Sci Ops is beat thoroughly into the dust.

This is my decree on the behalf on the Hungry Huns, on this, the 29th Day of the 3rd Month in the year of our Lord, 2006.

God save the Huns!

On this day, the 2nd of April. I officially announce our public campaign to put down this barbarian that calls himself "Attila", and his pathetic force.

We shall not bow down to anything...ever.

We expect of this rabble of barbarians to lay down and submit to our vast and peaceful empire. They shall pay us taxes...and defend our cities, not attack them.

I, Freenhult, declare this to be the law!

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:41 pm

You the guy we just pummeled into dust?

Post by **Freenhult** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:15 am

HA!

We are on the verge of a major military victory. Your pathetic attempts to make us sound weak are laughable. Our counter-attack was extremely costly to yours. Atleast we have honor by not sneak attacking the day before the deadline.

Expect such treachery to be remembered

Post by **Ruddertail** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:37 am

To quote our friend the kraked up Kraken, "pah!".

Your counter attacks have been weak and ineffective. Further more, you were more then ready at the time we attacked, and had even posted and IMed several times telling me that you were ready for us.

You even expected an attack the day before we attacked, so it can hardly be considered a "sneak attack".

As for your "major military victory", I will believe it when I see it.

Post by **Gen. Volkov** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:01 am

What Rudder said. *laughs*.

Post by **Freenhult** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:32 am

We have one gambit to play on you...as you have walked into our trap. In less than two weeks, the tides will have turned and we will be in near complete contol...

Not saying we are behind...just trailing a bit. You have the upper-hand..but not for long.

ScarTheCursed · Post by **ScarTheCursed** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:07 am

This war seems fairly dishonorable to me. But then again....is war ever honorable?

Post by **Ruddertail** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:26 am

Dishonorable?

Show me one dishonerable action, other then what is normal in war (specifically, standarding/murdering people to bits). I can't find one.

Post by **Devari** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:38 am

Dishonourable or, if one insists on the American spelling, Dishonorable.

Post by **Freenhult** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:10 am

Dishonorable???

How so? Everything is fine. I see no problems at all...a few minor occurances but nothing rough at all.

Post by **Devari** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:17 am

Don't ask me. I'm only here to correct spelling errors.

Post by **Ruddertail** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:22 am

And do game development...

Speaking of which, Beatles appointed me your official prodder, so *pulls out cattle prod* get to work!

Post by **Freenhult** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:29 am

*Yells to Devari* "Run!!! Those things hurt!"

( I had the misfortune of touching one once)

Post by **Devari** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:33 am

Uh-oh...

En Garde! My epee will foil you.

Post by **Ruddertail** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:41 am

Drat... Anyone else here, I'd take... Devari could probably PWN me in about three seconds... it's been a loooong time since I fenced... Must resort to drastic action *Pulls out taser*

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