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Funny quotes and mottos!
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If you need it "yesterday" so badly, talk to me tomorrow. :: 08/31/2005
03/01/2005 :: Belief is the things we tell ourselves when we think no one is watching.
It's just a really long loop of stupidity. :: 01/10/2005
Measuring your words can be a good way of measuring your self. :: 04/20/2004
You are what eats you. :: 05/25/2004
07/28/1999 :: I quote therefore I am.
Sleep is for the sane. :: 02/26/2004
11/01/1997 :: Society has many complex values -- real and imaginary intertwined in one hideous transformation of ethics.
10/02/2003 :: Programming is a binary operation: when it's good, it's really, REALLY good, and otherwise it sucks.
Never trust a programmer typing quickly. :: 09/24/2003
People deserve as much help as they can give you. :: 08/31/1998
Pounding my head against the wall is a perfectly rational response. I'm sorting my thoughts by granularity. :: 09/29/2002
See marketing for lack of details. :: 08/29/2001
It's amazing what avoiding doing something can get done. :: 04/23/2001 (<--so true...)
02/03/2000 :: In my sanity I find insanity.
Math is like the streets of Ankh Morpork. Nuff Said. :: 11/05/1997~Kaolin Fire
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If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then..
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"If you think is was an accident, applaud."
- Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer
"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
- Herb Score, Sportscaster
"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
- Jerry Brown, Governor of California
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
I"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas."
- Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables
I managed to free up 2 more gig of space for your computer. That outta last ya a day or two... - Dad being sarcastic (yeah, but so true...
)
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), Observer, Jan. 15, 1950
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
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Friedrich von Schiller (1759 - 1805)
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
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Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Unknown
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Unknown
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"If you think is was an accident, applaud."
- Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer
"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
- Herb Score, Sportscaster
"We're going to move left and right at the same time."
- Jerry Brown, Governor of California
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
I"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas."
- Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster
"Permitted vehicles not allowed."
- Road sign on US 27
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables
I managed to free up 2 more gig of space for your computer. That outta last ya a day or two... - Dad being sarcastic (yeah, but so true...
)If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
[info][add][mail]
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), Observer, Jan. 15, 1950
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
[info][add][mail]
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
[info][add][mail]
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
[info][add][mail]
Friedrich von Schiller (1759 - 1805)
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
[info][add][mail]
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
[info][add][mail]
Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
[info][add][mail]
Harlan Ellison (1934 - )
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
[info][add][mail]
Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
[info][add][mail]
Unknown
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
[info][add][mail]
Unknown
Freedom: badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger....mushroom mushroom!
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger....mushroom mushroom!
Kyrodo: Argh! Evil song! It's the sign of the appocolypse! *hides under bed*
Freedom:hehe, the world as Kyr knows it is ending
Gerald:hey...uummm...is there a bomb shelter near by? just wanna know, just in case....
Freedom:*laughs*, sadly no....they're fresh out of bomb shelters
Gerald:DANG! *cries*
Freedom:*laughs*, you'll be ok...don't worry.
Gerald:heh...says you. *digs huge hole and jumps in, covering it with a sheet of metal. voice comes out muffled* this'll have to do, can someone please hammer this metal into the ground?
Freedom:*laughs*...rofl...it's burtle!!! *laughs*.....
Gerald:please? hammer? *nasal, squeaky voice* it's a twister, it's a twister.
Gerald:Freedom:auntie emm!!! it's a twister!!! *laughs*, *hammers on the metal piece...doesn't work*
Gerald:try using a railroad spike. duh. *auntie em, hate you, hate kansas, taking the dog, Dorothy.*
Freedom:*use railroad nails.* that's not working either...auntie em says she hates you too
Gerald:HAMMER THE NAILS IN! NOT USE THEM TO BEAT THE METAL WITH! and ahm glad she hates me...cus geuss what? i don't HAVE an auntie em.
Freedom:hehe, me either! I AM HAMMERING THEM IN!
Gerald:GOOD!
Freedom:*laughs*.....lmao
Gerald:UGH! now i have to go to the bathroom, can you let me out, i HATE lying in my own pheces and/or urine.
Freedom:i'll try....*tries to pry the nails lose....success!* one down, 49 more to go!
Gerald:AGH! *tries his hardest to hold it* gotta GO! bad!
Freedom:I'm kidding...there are only 4 left.....3........2.......1....umm...it's stuck!!!
Gerald:OH *long, censored swearing*
Freedom:Come....off!!!!!!!!! ping!! ok, you can come out now!
Gerald:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! gotta go bad! *runs off to a nearby bush, and takes care of business. out of sight of Freedom and everyone else* ooooooohhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...
Freedom:rofl..*laughs*..lmao!
Gerald:* comes back out* there! *gets sucked up by a tornado that appears out of nowhere* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Freedom:auntie emm...the twister hit!
Gerald:*still whirling in twister* I-I-I think S-She's N-N-Noticed!
Freedom:I'd hope so!! but you know, she is blind.
Gerald:*whirling* yeah, but the twister makes a lot of noise...oh look*mock surprise* she's just been crushed by boulder!
Freedom: *laughs*..now she's blind, deaf, and flat! Todo...I don't think he's in kansas anymore!
Gerald:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Freedom:*laughs*......hehe, wonder where he is now?
Gerald:I'm in Narnia! I went throuh the wardrobe!
Freedom:really? did you find anything worth wearing in there?
Gerald:nah...all freaky stuff...wouldn't be caught dead wearing that stuff..*shudders* I may not care much about how I look in terms of clothing, but i'm not fashion inept
Freedom:hehe, me either...
Gerald:cool.
Freedom:yup.....the twister stopped!
Gerald:thank god...
Freedom: *laughs*..now you're stuck in narnia...
Kyrodo: ROFLMAOLOLZ Just went back and read everything, lmao ("One down, just 49 more to go...")
Famous Last Words
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesn’t bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
I think it's trying to communicate...
"Homicidal Tendencies"?
Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" -- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859.
"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms. .
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
You look just like Charles Manson
Let it down slowly.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes
I can do that with my eyes closed
look ma! no hands!
Hey that's not a violin.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader
"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy *** and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek
"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"
"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"
"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Hello, is anyone home?
Oops.
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
He can't hear us, he's miles away
I'll be right back.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Don't worry, we outnumber them.
Hey, what the hell??!
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
I'm sure it's just the wind.
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
Safety harness?
Wait, I thought he was with you!
What greencard?
Hey, what's this switch?
Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
Yes, I'm single.
No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
Well, it can't get any worse!
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
William, is that you?
They can't hit us at this range!
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
There's only one way to find out...
Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
Stupid safety labels...
No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
Watch, I'll prove it!
Blast off!
Nah, they're blanks.
Speaking of lost, where are we?
Wheeeeeeeeee!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
Is that what I think it is?
What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake
No, no, no, let me fix it!
The last thing you'll ever say Razz. My advice, JUST DON'T SAY THEM. If ya read all that, then you can officially call yourself desperate.
I am not responsible for those who laughed they're head off in the making of this post
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger....mushroom mushroom!
Kyrodo: Argh! Evil song! It's the sign of the appocolypse! *hides under bed*
Freedom:hehe, the world as Kyr knows it is ending
Gerald:hey...uummm...is there a bomb shelter near by? just wanna know, just in case....
Freedom:*laughs*, sadly no....they're fresh out of bomb shelters
Gerald:DANG! *cries*
Freedom:*laughs*, you'll be ok...don't worry.
Gerald:heh...says you. *digs huge hole and jumps in, covering it with a sheet of metal. voice comes out muffled* this'll have to do, can someone please hammer this metal into the ground?
Freedom:*laughs*...rofl...it's burtle!!! *laughs*.....
Gerald:please? hammer? *nasal, squeaky voice* it's a twister, it's a twister.
Gerald:Freedom:auntie emm!!! it's a twister!!! *laughs*, *hammers on the metal piece...doesn't work*
Gerald:try using a railroad spike. duh. *auntie em, hate you, hate kansas, taking the dog, Dorothy.*
Freedom:*use railroad nails.* that's not working either...auntie em says she hates you too
Gerald:HAMMER THE NAILS IN! NOT USE THEM TO BEAT THE METAL WITH! and ahm glad she hates me...cus geuss what? i don't HAVE an auntie em.
Freedom:hehe, me either! I AM HAMMERING THEM IN!
Gerald:GOOD!
Freedom:*laughs*.....lmao
Gerald:UGH! now i have to go to the bathroom, can you let me out, i HATE lying in my own pheces and/or urine.
Freedom:i'll try....*tries to pry the nails lose....success!* one down, 49 more to go!
Gerald:AGH! *tries his hardest to hold it* gotta GO! bad!
Freedom:I'm kidding...there are only 4 left.....3........2.......1....umm...it's stuck!!!
Gerald:OH *long, censored swearing*
Freedom:Come....off!!!!!!!!! ping!! ok, you can come out now!
Gerald:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! gotta go bad! *runs off to a nearby bush, and takes care of business. out of sight of Freedom and everyone else* ooooooohhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...
Freedom:rofl..*laughs*..lmao!
Gerald:* comes back out* there! *gets sucked up by a tornado that appears out of nowhere* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Freedom:auntie emm...the twister hit!
Gerald:*still whirling in twister* I-I-I think S-She's N-N-Noticed!
Freedom:I'd hope so!! but you know, she is blind.
Gerald:*whirling* yeah, but the twister makes a lot of noise...oh look*mock surprise* she's just been crushed by boulder!
Freedom: *laughs*..now she's blind, deaf, and flat! Todo...I don't think he's in kansas anymore!
Gerald:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Freedom:*laughs*......hehe, wonder where he is now?
Gerald:I'm in Narnia! I went throuh the wardrobe!
Freedom:really? did you find anything worth wearing in there?
Gerald:nah...all freaky stuff...wouldn't be caught dead wearing that stuff..*shudders* I may not care much about how I look in terms of clothing, but i'm not fashion inept
Freedom:hehe, me either...
Gerald:cool.
Freedom:yup.....the twister stopped!
Gerald:thank god...
Freedom: *laughs*..now you're stuck in narnia...
Kyrodo: ROFLMAOLOLZ Just went back and read everything, lmao ("One down, just 49 more to go...")
Famous Last Words
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesn’t bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
I think it's trying to communicate...
"Homicidal Tendencies"?
Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" -- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859.
"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
It's fireproof.
What does this button do?
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms. .
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
You look just like Charles Manson
Let it down slowly.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes
I can do that with my eyes closed
look ma! no hands!
Hey that's not a violin.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader
"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy *** and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek
"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"
"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"
"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Hello, is anyone home?
Oops.
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
He can't hear us, he's miles away
I'll be right back.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Don't worry, we outnumber them.
Hey, what the hell??!
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
I'm sure it's just the wind.
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
Safety harness?
Wait, I thought he was with you!
What greencard?
Hey, what's this switch?
Don't move, you'll trip the sensors.
Yes, I'm single.
No, this cannot be, I am invincible!
So, you're sure this isn't loaded?
Calm down, of course I disarmed it!
What, I never signed any organ donor papers!
Well, it can't get any worse!
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!
William, is that you?
They can't hit us at this range!
All you have to do is connect these two wires.
There's only one way to find out...
Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.
These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.
Stupid safety labels...
No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
Watch, I'll prove it!
Blast off!
Nah, they're blanks.
Speaking of lost, where are we?
Wheeeeeeeeee!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
Is that what I think it is?
What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake
No, no, no, let me fix it!
The last thing you'll ever say Razz. My advice, JUST DON'T SAY THEM. If ya read all that, then you can officially call yourself desperate.
I am not responsible for those who laughed they're head off in the making of this post
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