Sweet gig

[Nuclear Raunch]

I just thought you poor mofos would like to know that I worked at the 49ers-Raiders game on Sunday. On the field, light gray jacket, next to the camera at the endzone the Raiders drove towards in the 1st and 3rd quarters, 49ers drove towards in 2nd and 4th. I spent the entire game within 5-10 feet of the back of the endzone, and got a great view of the cheerleaders doing their end zone routine during TV breaks. And by great view I mean me kneeling down so I can see some nice cheekage hanging out of their skirts from about 5-6 feet away. Interesting tidbit (easy to get a Freudian slip on "tidbit" when saying this in person) but the girls all put flesh colored tape on their panties to keep them from exposing themselves. Apparantly having their mugs all over the net by half time aint high on their list of things to accomplish before they die.

I would also like to say that 49er fans are some of the dumbest in the NFL, they're loud as hell when their team needs them to be quiet and quiet when they should be loud. I was halfway tempted to start up some "Raiders suck!" chants when Frisco had the ball on third downs, just because I know it would only help the Raiders. Oh, and I stand corrected on football players size. There actually is a few of them that are pretty big, but the majority are smaller than one would think. Mostly skinnier than expected, with relatively narrow shoulders and huge biceps, but a few of those guys are absolute monsters out there.