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Devari
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Post by Devari »

New goal - 500 pages by February.
If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone
It's a lovely day in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
BECAUSE EVIL FREEN IS KILLING ALL THE TEDDY BEARS AT THEIR PICNIC
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Ruddertail
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Post by Ruddertail »

We can make it! We are the kings of spam!!!


:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
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Wade the Sling
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Post by Wade the Sling »

Well I'll have to make sure noone opposes me.
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Gen. Volkov wrote: *Sings Weird Al songs*
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
I do not have a signature, you must be imagining

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Post by South »

man, you guys are so dumb...wasting all this time to find out that I won!
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Post by Beluaris »

I'm winning!
~Find your soul~
~Never let it go~
~Hold it dear to your heart~
~For a warrior is born~
~And a destiny forged~
-Armiscrus's last words to his son.
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Gen. Volkov
I'm blue, if I was green I would die.
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Post by Gen. Volkov »

*Shakes head*
It is said that when Rincewind dies, the occult ability of the human race will go UP by a fraction. -Terry Pratchett
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Ruddertail
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Post by Ruddertail »

What a worthess waste of time. Why don't I post here more often?
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Wade the Sling
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Post by Wade the Sling »

Because you'll lose. :P
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Ruddertail
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Post by Ruddertail »

No, you will. :P
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Slasher
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Post by Slasher »

NO! You both will! :P
I do not have a signature, you must be imagining

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Ruddertail
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Post by Ruddertail »

A recent study has found that unless I lose, I will win. Another study has found that unless I win, I will lose. These studies were awarded a total of $20 billion dolars in private research grants.
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Slasher
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Post by Slasher »

who gives a smeg? :P
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Ruddertail
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Post by Ruddertail »

What is a smeg?
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Slasher
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Post by Slasher »

Something from Red Dwarf on TV :P
I do not have a signature, you must be imagining

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