Silastic Armorfiends

[yellow]

hey good luck to my guild!!! basic stuff here and battle plans in game

ok thanx

[Urran Voh]

Everything in-game. Log in and use the clan forums, everyone.

That is if these clans are permanent.

[yellow]

ok but the questions now are who came up with the names? and when will we start playing?

[Ruddertail]

Beatles came up with the names. As to when we start playing, I don't know. I'm not sure even Beatles has a date, maybe more of a ideal number.

[Zephyrus]

Silastic Armorfields is something from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so I assume it was Devari. I could be wrong on both counts, though.

Whoever named us Potatoes, I implore that we be renamed.

[yellow]

im glad i found people who enjoy the hitchhiker trialagoy. yah potato is kinda lame. hey beatles give us a date (can be rough) or a quota u would like to see. ok thanx for ur input, since the first is hitchicker maybe the other team could be star wars or star terk related. may i suggest "sienar warriors" or "incom avengers"
its better than a veggy

[Ruddertail]

I don't know, I kind of like the name Potatoes...

[Devari]

It was Beatles who named them.

I was very surprised...

[The Beatles]

Potatoes

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

For instance, there was once an insanely aggressive race of people called the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax. That was just the name of their race. The name of their army was something quite horrific. Luckily they lived even further back in Galactic history than anything we have so far encountered - twenty billion years ago - when the Galaxy was young and fresh, and every idea worth fighting for was a new one.

And fighting was what the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were good at, and being good at it, they did a lot. They fought their enemies (i.e. everybody else), they fought each other. Their planet was a complete wreck. The surface was littered with abandoned cities which were surrounded by abandoned war machines, which were in turn surrounded by deep bunkers in which the Silastic Armorfiends lived and squabbled with each other.

The best way to pick a fight with a Silastic Armorfiend was just to be born. They didn't like it, they got resentful. And when an Armorfiend got resentful, someone got hurt. An exhausting way of life, one might think, but they did seem to have an awful lot of energy.

The best way of dealing with a Silastic Armorfiend was to put him into a room of his own, because sooner or later he would simply beat himself up.

Eventually they realized that this was something they were going to have to sort out, and they passed a law decreeing that anyone who had to carry a weapon as part of his normal Silastic work (policemen, security guards, primary school teachers, etc.) had to spend at least forty-five minutes every day punching a sack of potatoes in order to work off his or her surplus aggressions.

For a while this worked well, until someone thought that it would be much more efficient and less time-consuming if they just shot the potatoes instead.

...

Later ... pausing only to smash the hell out of the Strenuous Garfighters of Stug, and the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak, they went on to find an entirely new way of blowing themselves up, which was a profound relief to everyone else in the Galaxy, particularly the Garfighters, the Stilettans and the potatoes.

[yellow]

and then they made a super computer that couldn't make the ultamiate weapons so they destroyed the computer......we know the story. so we keep the name and move on to the game i guess. thanx for the insight beatles

[yellow]

ok so how long did the last set last? and r the teams even or do we need one more? i told 1 friend to join up (i hope hes on potato so I can beat him down)
yah...so many questions so few answers.. sorry if im buggin u beatles... ok and finally
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'> when will it start?!?!? </span>
sorry im antz.... so dull up here

[Ruddertail]

Sets last until one group has died.

[Urran Voh]

Set will start whenever Beatles wants it to, and will end when the last member of a clan dies.

[yellow]

it seems to me (from reading the fourms) that the last set lasted about 2 weeks, or a little longer... ok so i hope we can make it a good one

[Gen. Volkov]

Er more like 2 days. One clan exploited the price of food and stomped the other. As to Hitchhiker's.. "flying consists of falling toward the ground and missing." Not sure I quoted that right. Anyway, love that book. Ultimate answer and Ultimate question can't exist in the same universe. 42! I'm being random now. Gotta love Zaphod Beeblebrox. But the clan names.. taters? What's taters eh? Or, "they call me, tater salad." Gotta love the Blue Collar Comedy tour.