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there once was a man named steve
this steve wasn't a manly man
nor was he a girly man
until one day
he went out side and got in his car
like he always dose on his way to work
when he passed a group of people standing around in a circle
intreged he stopped to take a look
after pulling into a nearby parking lot he walked on over
as he got closer he could hear two women arguing
after listening for a second he realized that he knew these women
his ex-wife and his boss!!!
and at that exact point they went at it...
hair was pulled shirts were ripped and fingernails were flying
as he looked on in dismay many people were placing bets
(most were on the ex, as she looked like a she-devil)
steve watched for like 10 more seconds then he rushed in
risking life and all his limbs he seperated the two
anougher bystander rushed in to help, and grabed the ex
ok a simple vote now.... (3 choices) what do u think will happen
1)once tyhe boss learns that she just fought his ex, things get wierd and he gets "laid off"
2)he gets back together withhis ex after taking her back to his house to get cleaned up
3)the boss gets enticed by the fact that he was so forceful with her and a office romance erupts
ok he got to strech this fourm some how...and regular spam is so boring
and this means u slasher...ps why hatein on me in battle for redwall? or just join my guild...ill let u in
this steve wasn't a manly man
nor was he a girly man
until one day
he went out side and got in his car
like he always dose on his way to work
when he passed a group of people standing around in a circle
intreged he stopped to take a look
after pulling into a nearby parking lot he walked on over
as he got closer he could hear two women arguing
after listening for a second he realized that he knew these women
his ex-wife and his boss!!!
and at that exact point they went at it...
hair was pulled shirts were ripped and fingernails were flying
as he looked on in dismay many people were placing bets
(most were on the ex, as she looked like a she-devil)
steve watched for like 10 more seconds then he rushed in
risking life and all his limbs he seperated the two
anougher bystander rushed in to help, and grabed the ex
ok a simple vote now.... (3 choices) what do u think will happen
1)once tyhe boss learns that she just fought his ex, things get wierd and he gets "laid off"
2)he gets back together withhis ex after taking her back to his house to get cleaned up
3)the boss gets enticed by the fact that he was so forceful with her and a office romance erupts
ok he got to strech this fourm some how...and regular spam is so boring
and this means u slasher...ps why hatein on me in battle for redwall? or just join my guild...ill let u in
42 is the answer and only u know the answer
ueo together we shall unite the world under 1 unified government. join or not just don't get in my way
ueo together we shall unite the world under 1 unified government. join or not just don't get in my way
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
I do not have a signature, you must be imagining
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