Lo and behold. Switch to Elinks while there's time! I have configured it with the standard Firefox shortcuts, and even my scroll wheel works in it. You can configure it endlessly, e.g. set your default editor, etc. It's quite wonderful...
This is a 3/4-size screenshot:
If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone
It's a lovely day in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
BECAUSE EVIL FREEN IS KILLING ALL THE TEDDY BEARS AT THEIR PICNIC