FAF News Broadcast

[yellow]

[a live fed from a hillside cave. bad reception shows it is being routed to hide location]

hello everyone i am sirus the great. i have stood idle among the wars of aod, 6stars, and others. i have done well in duels and now plan to take my skills to claim the top in cog. with the great allaince by my side we shall own the top 10 and anyone who stands in my way shall be delt with.

also the one who goes by "runes" shall know my wrath for cutting my expnsion short on bfr
[camera pans back to reveal huge army on counry side]
LONG LIVE SIRUS, LONG LIVE SIRUS, LONG LIVE SIRUS........

*END TRANSIMSION*

[Urran Voh]

*Urran Voh watches with humorous interest*

*A captain in Urran's vast army speaks with Urran Voh*
"Sire, shall we show this 'Sirius the Great' what a real army is?"

"Let him have his fun for now. IF he ever poses as a threat to me, he shall be dealt with accordingly."

"Yes sir."

*Urran Voh turns off the television by throwing it out into the river by his home*

[IFman]

*fishes television out of the water and returns it while attacking Urran*

[Ruddertail]

{Ebony behind FAF News desk, looking rather shaken.} [Ebony's voice,
which at first has a slight shake to it, but soon grows strong.]

W-well, that was supprising, to say the least. I assure you we will take
action to prevent our broadcasts being interupted like that in the future. We
have heard from IFman of an interesting response to this cut in.

{Pictures shows IFman talking into a microphone held by Crystal}[IFman's voice]

"What I saw was this."

**Urran Voh watches with humorous interest*

*A captain in Urran's vast army speaks with Urran Voh*
"Sire, shall we show this 'Sirius the Great' what a real army is?"

"Let him have his fun for now. IF he ever poses as a threat to me, he shall

be dealt with accordingly."

"Yes sir."

*Urran Voh turns off the television by throwing it out into the river by his

home**

"And, well, that's all." [Crystal's voice]

Well, thank you IFman. That certainly is most interesting. We also have a chance to quickly interview Ruddertail concerning this. We go to that live.

{Picture shows Ruddertail being interviewed by Crystal}[Ruddertail's and Crystal's voices alternating]

[Crystal] So what do you think of all this?

[Ruddertail] Well, not much, actually. At least, as far as the threats this guy is making. I don't know for sure who this guy is, but from what I know of him, he's not the greatest player. I'm waiting for him to put his army where his mouth is, and back up what he's saying. If he pulls it off, he'll gain a lot of respect, I can tell you that much.

[Crystal] So you're saying you won't expect to see much?

[Ruddertail] Exactly. He'll have Devari, Zeph, windy, Nohc and myself to deal with, as well as quite a few others. I'm just switching my strat back to Iron Viper, the strat that allowed me to dominat the last CoG round, and would have given me domonince over BFR, to, if I haden't been killed... So really, he'll have to be very good just to have a chance...

[Crystal] Thank you, Ruddertail. Now, back to you Ebony

{Picture back to Ebony}[Ebony's voice]

Thank you Crystal. Well, as far as we know, there's not a whole lot of big stuff to report. Ruddertail's warband on in the BFR region was killed not too long ago, but that was soon forgotten in an effeft to kill the people who had killed the warband of Nohc, another warband leader. That resulted in the killing of Runes, who was, by most accounts, somewhat of a kill monger...

Well, that's all from here. Thank you for watching FAF News. I'll leave you
tonight with this traditional sendoff. May your warband not be maxed in the
middle of a run! Good night.

{Picture zooms out, shows Ebony rearanging some papers on his desk.

Page comes up with text.} [FAF News Copywrite 2005 FAF Media

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As always, tips are appriciated, and even needed. Please, give them in the form of a call in, or a tape dropped off at the station, or something like that. Though, if you really want, I suppose you can break into the broadcast... Comments and suggestions are always appriciated.
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[IFman]

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What did I say?
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[Ruddertail]

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Since you were close enough to where Urran was to find his TV before it sunk, I assumed you would have seen his response to the cut in. If you want, I can change it to someone else...
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[gondor]

ok i am confused *laughs* to much talk *laughs*

cary onits funny

[yellow]

*camera pans over a map to a large beaver with glasses*
"hello and welcome everyone to the update in the conquest of general campaigns"
*shifts to camera number 2*
"as u can see from the charts, 1 war band has pulled ahead and the 3 next are over 30k"

1 The Sword of Fire (#2) 65,287 $146,903,476 None Mole Northlands 777 (91%) 1243 (15%) 0
2 Bare Fisted Bullies (#32) 15,397 $52,597,042 C Mole Northlands 554 (97%) 408 (16%) 2
3 The Otter Horde (#22) 15,929 $35,786,575 *GA* Badger Northlands 869 (89%) 594 (8%) 0
4 sirus the great (#11) 18,752 $32,728,277 GA Mouse Northlands 387 (74%) 321 (14%) 0
5 Margaritaville (#39) 20,140 $21,231,090 C Squirrel Southsward 54 (87%) 53 (8%) 0

"yes the climate is ripe for either a clan match between -c- and GA or for a gang up on the sword of fire"

"oh and on a side note sirus seems to be keeping his promise made when he intrupted our network and is been constant in the top 5 but the number 1 spot remains elusive"

"this is Tim the COG political coraspondent signing off"
*camera pulls out to an armada of hawks desending on a far off land*

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