Jokes

The Otter Horde · Post by **The Otter Horde** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:16 am

LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! Post your best jokes and others you know! We need some more laughter in this forum! Too much seriousness about karma, FAF and stuff! But no obcene jokes. I'll start...

Did you know that NASA is sending cows to space?

*punch line* They are going to be the herd shout 'round the world!!! *laughs*

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:16 am

LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! Post your best jokes and others you know! We need some more laughter in this forum! Too much seriousness about karma, FAF and stuff! But no obcene jokes. I'll start...

Did you know that NASA is sending cows to space?

*punch line* They are going to be the herd shout 'round the world!!! *laughs*

Is that a sign?Is that a sign?Is that a sign?Is that a sign?Huh.
That was not a yes or no question. Is that a sign?Is that a sign?Is that a fact. And sending cows to space is NASA.
I think there might be a few exception. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:36 pm

Wow! you sent the bot absolutelly (sp?) bonkers! *laughs*!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:36 pm

Wow! you sent the bot absolutelly (sp?) bonkers! *laughs*!

I'm glad your impressed, Undefined. Is that a sign?Is that a sign?I'm glad you find this amusing.

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:36 pm

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Philip · Post by **Philip** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:36 pm

1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!

Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one?Only one? :*laughs*:

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:36 pm

test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:36 pm

test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test! test!

This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test. This is just a test.

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:37 pm

i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:37 pm

i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored! i am bored!

If you went to night school you would never be bored. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?Try watching TV. If you went to night school you would never be bored. Try watching TV. Maybe you could exercise. If you went to night school you would never be bored. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?Why not call a friend?If you went to night school you would never be bored. If you went to night school you would never be bored. Try watching TV. If you went to night school you would never be bored. Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:38 pm

COPY AFTER ME AND DO NOT SKIP!!!!!

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what color is the sky?

is you answered Blue your wrong, because you did not repeat after me *laughs*

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:38 pm

COPY AFTER ME AND DO NOT SKIP!!!!!

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what color is the sky?

is you answered Blue your wrong, because you did not repeat after me *laughs*

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
One what?I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:41 pm

At school a young boy is asked to learn the first 3 letters of the alphabet for the next day. He goes home and asks his big sister what the first letter of the alphabet was who had just got exam results back. She doesnt notice him and says: "Oh ****, I didnt do it!".

He then makes a note of this and asks goes and asks his dad what the second letter of the alphabet is. His dad doesnt notice him and is playing darts. He suddenly shouts "One-Hundred and Eighty!".

He makes a note of that and goes and asks his little brother what the third letter of the alphabet is. His little brother doesnt understand and continues playing with his car whilst saying "Driving in my broom-broom car".

That night he looked at those three things that he had made a note of and learnt them. The next day he went to school and the teacher asked "so, who can tell me the first three letters of the alphabet." Nobody puts their hand up so she picks on him. He then says:

"Oh **** I didnt do it".
"WHAT!? How many sides of the whip do you want young man?"
"One-Hundred and Eighty!"
"Well. How do you expect to get out of this one?!"
"Driving in my broom-broom car!"

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:41 pm

At school a young boy is asked to learn the first 3 letters of the alphabet for the next day. He goes home and asks his big sister what the first letter of the alphabet was who had just got exam results back. She doesnt notice him and says: "Oh ****, I didnt do it!".

He then makes a note of this and asks goes and asks his dad what the second letter of the alphabet is. His dad doesnt notice him and is playing darts. He suddenly shouts "One-Hundred and Eighty!".

He makes a note of that and goes and asks his little brother what the third letter of the alphabet is. His little brother doesnt understand and continues playing with his car whilst saying "Driving in my broom-broom car".

That night he looked at those three things that he had made a note of and learnt them. The next day he went to school and the teacher asked "so, who can tell me the first three letters of the alphabet." Nobody puts their hand up so she picks on him. He then says:

"Oh **** I didnt do it".
"WHAT!? How many sides of the whip do you want young man?"
"One-Hundred and Eighty!"
"Well. How do you expect to get out of this one?!"
"Driving in my broom-broom car!"

Do you often use a computer there?I get it. Undefined
goes home and asks his big sister what the first letter of the alphabet was who had just got exam results back. What if she did?I get it. Undefined
then makes a note of this and asks goes and asks his dad what the second letter of the alphabet is. Where did he get it?I get it. Undefined
suddenly shouts One-Hundred and Eighty. I get it. Undefined
makes a note of that and goes and asks his little brother what the third letter of the alphabet is. Where did he get it?What happened to it?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. I get it. night he looked at those three things that he had made a note of and learnt them
then says

Oh **** he or she did not do it. What do you really want to ask me?
Any number of sides. What do you look like?
Well what?It seems inevitable. Not many people express themselves that way.

Post by **Ruddertail** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:32 pm

Slasher! Now you've got Phil swearing! How antisocial are you?

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