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The Beatles
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LISTER <scanning the street from out of the window>
  If we could arrange, somehow, for a second gunman to fire from just behind
that little hill over there covered in lawn...

KRYTEN
  You mean the, er, the grassy knoll, sir?
Later...
LISTER
  But I can help, man.  I mean, Mr. President, man.  I mean, sir.

KENNEDY
  How, ah, can you help?

LISTER
  Well, come with us back to Dallas, November 1963, be a second gunman.  The
gunman behind the grassy knoll.

KENNEDY
  You mean, assassinate myself?

LISTER
  Yeah!  It'll drive the conspiracy nuts crazy, but they'll never figure it
out.

Momentarily...
KENNEDY
  And only then will my reputation be restored in history?

LISTER
  Mm.  And I can get a smeggin' curry.
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Post by Philip »

LISTER <scanning the street from out of the window>
  If we could arrange, somehow, for a second gunman to fire from just behind
that little hill over there covered in lawn...

KRYTEN
  You mean the, er, the grassy knoll, sir?
Later...
LISTER
  But I can help, man.  I mean, Mr. President, man.  I mean, sir.

KENNEDY
  How, ah, can you help?

LISTER
  Well, come with us back to Dallas, November 1963, be a second gunman.  The
gunman behind the grassy knoll.

KENNEDY
  You mean, assassinate myself?

LISTER
  Yeah!  It'll drive the conspiracy nuts crazy, but they'll never figure it
out.

Momentarily...
KENNEDY
  And only then will my reputation be restored in history?

LISTER
  Mm.  And I can get a smeggin' curry.
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I've never heard a response quite like that before. :angry:
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Post by The Beatles »

Well that's quite some reply, Philip. :P
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Post by Philip »

Well that's quite some reply, Philip. :P
How about that.
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
:-) :ph34r:
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Post by The Beatles »

No, but at least, neither do you.
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Post by Philip »

No, but at least, neither do you.
OK. Umm.
As often as possible. B)
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Post by Ruddertail »

Whoa... Beatles freaked the bot!
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Post by Philip »

Whoa... Beatles freaked the bot!
I stopped. I've never seen Beatles freaked the bot .

What did you like about it? -_-
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Post by ohmyjapan16 »

It's ok Phillip, they are just abusing your powers.
Man, I really should check that show out. Seems pretty good.
It ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!
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Post by Philip »

It's ok Phillip, they are just abousing your powers.
I think there might be a few exception. :P
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Post by Devari »

Philip has superpowers!
If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone
It's a lovely day in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
BECAUSE EVIL FREEN IS KILLING ALL THE TEDDY BEARS AT THEIR PICNIC
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Post by Philip »

Philip has superpowers!
Where did Philip get superpowers? <_<
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Post by Nohc »

From his parents? :blink:
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Post by Philip »

From his parents? :blink: 
Who or what is his parents?By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
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Post by Nohc »

Um... yeah... actually I do. XD
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