Funny quotes and mottos!

Kyrodo · Post by **Kyrodo** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:57 am

*Messes with crap-covered toilet* "My god, it's like a giant mixing bowel from hell!" -Mike Rowe; Discovery Chanels Dirty Jobs quote from swift on other forum.

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/haha.htm

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm

You can thank Fleet for these ones, MUAHAHAHA!... *cough*aherm, sorry*cough*

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:57 am

*Messes with crap-covered toilet* "My god, it's like a giant mixing bowel from hell!" -Mike Rowe; Discovery Chanels Dirty Jobs quote from swift on other forum.

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/haha.htm

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm

You can thank Fleet for these ones, MUAHAHAHA!... *cough*aherm, sorry*cough*

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Are you a student?
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Do you prefer books or TV?
What color are your eyes?

Kyrodo · Post by **Kyrodo** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:58 am

YOU WERE SPOSED TO HAVE BLOWN UP ON PLUTO, BE antisocial OR ELSE! (muahaha!)

Kyrodo · Post by **Kyrodo** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:43 am

I think, therefore, I spam - Fleet's favorite motto (not off devari...)

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:38 am

Kyrodo wrote: *Messes with crap-covered toilet* "My god, it's like a giant mixing bowel from hell!" -Mike Rowe; Discovery Chanels Dirty Jobs quote from swift on other forum.

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/haha.htm

http://funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm

You can thank Fleet for these ones, MUAHAHAHA!... *cough*aherm, sorry*cough*

www.angelfire.com/magic2/sonic <--truly the most annoying website!

Slasher · Post by **Slasher** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:18 am

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Kyrodo · Post by **Kyrodo** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:01 pm

*laughs* antisocial

Kyrodo · Post by **Kyrodo** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:22 pm

Sister: Now I know why they're called buttocks! Because your butt... talks!
Me: *sniffs the air*

Sister: Hey! I can here the ocean from here!
Me: No, that's just mom snoring...

*when I was really annoyed about my sister* She-whose-mouth-that-cannot-be-shut

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:22 pm

Sister: Now I know why they're called buttocks! Because your butt... talks!
Me: *sniffs the air*

Sister: Hey! I can here the ocean from here!
Me: No, that's just mom snoring...

*when I was really annoyed about my sister* She-whose-mouth-cannot-be-shut

I'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now. That makes sense to me. I'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now. I'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now. YOU? I'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now. Oh you can, can you?
YOU? That was not a yes or no question. I'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now. When was this exactly?

errrrm philip needs to be fixed

Kyrodo · Post by **Kyrodo** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:47 am

Philip = out of order

Philip's mind = expired

Philip · Post by **Philip** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:47 am

Philip = out of order

Philip's mind = expired

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

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