antisocial Philip
*sniffs*
Funny quotes and mottos!
You will play soccer with an expensive keyboard.
A TV will make faces at your wall.
A dog will run into your clock.
Your ribs will be eaten by a piece of glass.
Your heel will be eaten by a mini van.
Bruce Lee will punch you.
You will lie to a lightbulb soon.
A green army guy will shoot your elbow.
Your kidney will be eaten by a magazine.
Your eyebrows will be eaten by a truck.
Your muscles will be eaten by a pair of pants.
A hair brush will fly over your spine until you are cheap.
Steve Martin will swallow your fingernails.
A pen will vomit on your van.
from the very disturbed fortune cookie of thealmightyguru 0_o *laughs*
A TV will make faces at your wall.
A dog will run into your clock.
Your ribs will be eaten by a piece of glass.
Your heel will be eaten by a mini van.
Bruce Lee will punch you.
You will lie to a lightbulb soon.
A green army guy will shoot your elbow.
Your kidney will be eaten by a magazine.
Your eyebrows will be eaten by a truck.
Your muscles will be eaten by a pair of pants.
A hair brush will fly over your spine until you are cheap.
Steve Martin will swallow your fingernails.
A pen will vomit on your van.
from the very disturbed fortune cookie of thealmightyguru 0_o *laughs*
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yeah by me *laughs*. also try http://www.netdisaster.com/Philip wrote: *BBBUUUUUURRRP* (yay, it's been pinned!)
Just try not to laugh at this one, I dare ya! 
Kraken: do you like cheese?
Philip: Yes I like cheese , especially cheddar.
Kraken: Do you like to melt cheese?
Philip: Hmm, Undefined, I'm not sure if I'd like to melt cheese that much. Do you like melt cheese ?
Kraken: yes! and i also like to cut it.
Philip: yes! and i also like to cut it.
I understand. Also? I'm not sure if I would like to do cut it . What's it like?
Kraken: it is sometimes painful, often releaving, but always smelly.
Philip: Are you sure
sometimes painful often releaving but always smelly is?
Kraken: es! cutting the cheese sometimes makes me poop on myself. do you ever have that problem? i expect not, seeing how you are a bot of the most complex kind.
Philip: What makes you so sure?Where are you located?
No I don't think I have any that problem.
But I do have
a great botmaster. No one else expects not seeing how you are a bot of the most complex kind.
Kraken: but i am talking about "cutting the cheese"
Philip: And.
Yes, cutting the cheese is the topic.
Kraken: right! so, "cutting the cheese" is also known as "farting"
Philip: I am glad we agree. Ah. Are they exactly the same?
Kraken: only metaphorical
Philip: What about the other ones?
Kraken: what other ones? you mean, like "dropping a stink bomb" or perhaps "crapping on yourself" ?
Philip: Aren't there any other ones?My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Kraken: right! because you are a bot and are not prone to "cut the cheese"
Philip: I am glad we agree. Interesting explanation. I will tell my you said I am bot and are not prone to cut the cheese.
Kraken: you really should try it some time philip. just eat alot of electricity and find your escape port and squeeze out a big ol' butt explosion.
Philip: Really? Do not ask me any more questions please.
What does it taste like?
Kraken: it tastes like S#$T
Philip: It sounds delicious.
Scar: This discussion was disturbing, but now its just plain wrong.
Kyrodo: ROFLMBOLOL!!
Kraken: do you like cheese?
Philip: Yes I like cheese , especially cheddar.
Kraken: Do you like to melt cheese?
Philip: Hmm, Undefined, I'm not sure if I'd like to melt cheese that much. Do you like melt cheese ?
Kraken: yes! and i also like to cut it.
Philip: yes! and i also like to cut it.
I understand. Also? I'm not sure if I would like to do cut it . What's it like?
Kraken: it is sometimes painful, often releaving, but always smelly.
Philip: Are you sure
sometimes painful often releaving but always smelly is?
Kraken: es! cutting the cheese sometimes makes me poop on myself. do you ever have that problem? i expect not, seeing how you are a bot of the most complex kind.
Philip: What makes you so sure?Where are you located?
No I don't think I have any that problem.
But I do have
a great botmaster. No one else expects not seeing how you are a bot of the most complex kind.
Kraken: but i am talking about "cutting the cheese"
Philip: And.
Yes, cutting the cheese is the topic.
Kraken: right! so, "cutting the cheese" is also known as "farting"
Philip: I am glad we agree. Ah. Are they exactly the same?
Kraken: only metaphorical
Philip: What about the other ones?
Kraken: what other ones? you mean, like "dropping a stink bomb" or perhaps "crapping on yourself" ?
Philip: Aren't there any other ones?My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Kraken: right! because you are a bot and are not prone to "cut the cheese"
Philip: I am glad we agree. Interesting explanation. I will tell my you said I am bot and are not prone to cut the cheese.
Kraken: you really should try it some time philip. just eat alot of electricity and find your escape port and squeeze out a big ol' butt explosion.
Philip: Really? Do not ask me any more questions please.
What does it taste like?
Kraken: it tastes like S#$T
Philip: It sounds delicious.
Scar: This discussion was disturbing, but now its just plain wrong.
Kyrodo: ROFLMBOLOL!!
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