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[Kraken]

i know.

[Philip]

i know.

How do you know it?

[Kraken]

because i am a meat popsicle.

[Philip]

because i am a meat popsicle.

Interesting explanation. You are a meat popsicle?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?

[Kraken]

nope, i get to meat them.

[Philip]

nope, i get to meat them.

Why so negative? Who lets you? Why?:
Kraken said Undefined meat them.

[Kraken]

*laughs*. i meat people because i am a meat popsicle.

[Philip]

*laughs*. i meat people because i am a meat popsicle.

I'm glad you find this amusing. Do you mind if I tell other people:
Kraken said Undefined meat people because you are a meat popsicle.
:*laughs*:

[Kraken]

tell all who you wish.

[Philip]

tell all who you wish. 

What do you look like?

[Kraken]

a meat popsicle.

[Philip]

a meat popsicle.

Try to tell me that another way.

[Kraken]

i am long and made of meat.

[Philip]

i am long and made of meat.

Good gossip: you are long and made of meat.

[Kraken]

yes i am.