Good Times

[Nuclear Raunch]

One of my friends (married) has been trying to get with my cousin ever since he met her. He has no concept of seduction and has done nothing yet that would give him the slightest chance in the world to get any, but he doesn't give up trying.

So anyway he hasn't talked to her since she moved to Canada last summer and a couple months ago I decided to (Profanity is a sign of Maturity) with him about it, and started telling him all kinds of bull (Profanity is a sign of Maturity) about how she likes him and wants to see him etc etc. He gave me his email address and told me to give it to her and have her send him some dirty pictures.

Of course the first thing I did was set up a phony email account and send him an email with the infamous "Tugbirl" pic attached, just to let him know he's loved :*laughs*: If you don't know who Tubgirl is do yourself a favor and don't look, if you have seen it you're probably cussing me out for bringing that thing back into your mind.

A couple days after I sent that email I got a phone call from him talking about how disgusting it is, and how close he came to throwing up, and how he has to delete it from his comp so his wife doesn't find it.

Apparantly he didn't do a very thorough job of deleting it because last week his wife found the email, but could not find the picture that was attached. So basically his wife finds an email that says some bullshit from a girl about wanting to see him again, and here's some pics of me, etc, and his wife can't find the picture that was sent with it. She's naturally jealous anyway, but this is way too much for her to handle and she's all over him about it.

My question to you guys is this: should I resend the email so his wife can download the picture and see what it really was, or leave him hanging since he *was* willing to cheat on his wife?

[The Beatles]

I'm hardly qualified to answer, but of the two options you present, I'd definitely go with Plan B, because:

1. The wife doesn't deserve to see that (I haven't seen it, but Wikipedia has an entry on it...)
2. As you say, he /was/ willing to, etc. etc.

But if you feel sorry for the poor devil, just resend the email but with a different pic: some cartoon or April Fools thingy, the sort you see on some greeting cards on the supermarket. So that way nobody loses. I mean, your friend is scarred for life from Tubgirl anyway, so he'll keep low.

[Alcaline the Badger]

*pukes*

[neobaron]

I hate you nuke =-(

[Ruddertail]

Umm, I'd have to question whether this is really appropriate for this forum? I mean, just any kid can log on, and if some parent sees their kid reading this topic...

[neobaron]

Pah, cept for some of our english friends I think we're all qualified to have a laugh.

[Nuclear Raunch]

I hate you nuke =-(

*pukes*

Looks like a couple of you have seen it

Beatle's did give me an idea, she sent me a pic of her and a bunch of her friends in a hot tub and wanted to know which of her friends I wanted her to hook me up with. I could send him that one which will completely screw him over. If he thinks it's tubgirl there's no way in hell he's gonna verify the pic, and he'll be talking his wife into checking it so she can see that it was nothing. Then when she checks it, it's a bunch of drunk girls in bikinis and one of them looks familiar.

*laughs*, man that would be just plain evil.

EDIT: After rereading it, this seems similiar to playing an evil cleric on Baldeur's Gate 2. I'd elaborate for those who haven't played it, but I don't want to ruin it. And if you haven't played it you missed out on the best RPG of all time.

[windhound]

O_o

yeah. I wandered across tubgirl by accident one day. didnt linger to say the least.. same with goatse..

We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much baby

Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say?

We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds

So, if an old friend I know
Drops by to say hello
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?

Here we go again
Asking where I've been
You can't see these tears are real
I'm crying

We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And be can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds

Oh let our love survive
Or dry the tears from your eyes
Let's don't let a good thing die

When honey, you know
I've never lied to you
Mmm yeah, yeah

-Elvis

edit: flawed lyrics, hopefully fixxed

[Kraken]

Nuke loves goatse........he told me so himself....

[The Beatles]

Fortunately I've not seen either. Even the wiki entry seemed horrifying though. =/

[Gen. Volkov]

Nuke, where's your house so I can target it with an ICBM? That's what you get for makign the guy with a PHOTOGRAPHIC memory remember a picture he has tried very very very hard to forget.

[Nuclear Raunch]

Which one, Tubgirl or Goatse? Wait, did I do it again? I'm sorry, I'll try to avoid mentioning Tubgirl ever again. I know it's hard trying to forget about Tubgirl, and each time you hear Tubgirl your contemplating plucking your eyes out until you remember that it's too late for that and Tubgirl is now burned into your brain, so the only cure for forgetting about Tubgirl is to pluck your brain out. Of course, that's slightly worse than remembering Tubgirl, so the next best thing is to just never think about seeing Tubgirl, and like my "Uncle" always told me, if you don't think about it then it never happened.

Again, sorry for bringing back all the pain, horror, and trauma of the abomination known as Tubgirl.

As for that ICBM, just send it to the city I live in, should be good enough. Thats Johnson City, TN.

[Devari]

We're going to forcibly rename Johnson City to Tubgirl.

[Nuclear Raunch]

I am definately in favor of that.

Most people don't realize this, but Goatse himself lives in Johnson City. Believe it or not he's actually married and has kids.

<span style='font-size:3pt;line-height:100%'>I bet Kraken loves me now</span>

[Devari]

You're goatse?