Armistice

[Freenhult]

*Replaces Volkovs Logic with my own*

*Solves Problem*

*Rererevives Nohc*

(I am impervious to logic and coffee!)

[Gen. Volkov]

Right, well, I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Also, HH is not on the "Revive Clan" list.

[Freenhult]

Right, well, I reject your reality and substitute my own.

You can not because my reality does not allow for it to be changed. You only think that you have.

*Luaghs dyslexically*

[Gen. Volkov]

Too late, I already did it, it's just that I'm the only who realizes it, you just go along with it because you don't realize anything has changed. To you, this is your normal reality. It's like a time travel thing, if you change something in the past, and it ripples through time, the time traveler will be the only one who knows a change has taken place. Everyone else will only know it as the world that has always been.

[Freenhult]

*Takes off headphones*

Freen: Eh?

*Waves Quarterstaff at Volkov*

Freen: You do realize that when when you changed the past, you eliminated your need to change something in me and thus formed a paradox. You never went back and changed anything...

*Levels Up!*

[Gen. Volkov]

Uh no, because I was the one who changed the past, I am the only one who was unchanged. *Slices your quarterstaff in half with a longsword*

[Freenhult]

NOOOO!!!

*Equips Mace*

*Summons Lv.9 Wild Creature to maul Volkov*

Huh? That makes no sense. You can't exist in two places at once to begin with. You can't change the past.

(I think the war moved to this topic now)

[windhound]

HH sits near the bottom of the revive clans list, just checked it

[Gen. Volkov]

Oh. Ok. I'll revive it next time I can do it then. *laughs*.

Who says I can't change the past? Who says I can't exist in two places at once? One is the future self, the other is the past self.

*Kills your critter, cuts the head off the mace*

[Freenhult]

String Theory...

*Uses Resurrection on Creature*

*Creature attacks*

*Equips other mace*

*Casts Sunray on Volkov* (You need a saving roll to not be blinded, me thinks)

Whew...Thank goodness for having to prepare spells.

[Gen. Volkov]

*Makes save* That'd be fortitude. Melee build. *Grin*

*Kills creature again*

*Slices head off mace again*

What about String Theory?

[Freenhult]

save vs spell or blind for 1d3 rds, infravision blind 2d4 rds. Creatures harmed by sun are perm blind if save fails, 2d6 rds if successful.

You can't kill the creature in one hit! It's level 9! You can't be that strong... It is alive and has taken lots of damage...come on. *Heals beast*

*Uses Flame Strike* (6d8 damage) Mufufu

Maybe we should make a new topic? Oh and Strings... If two people existed at the same time, there harmonic signal would cancel eachother or create a super sound. Both would be detremental to you. And others probably.

[Gen. Volkov]

Ah, that's what you were getting at. Well string theory is as yet unproven, so that may or may not be true. And what of the Multiple Worlds theory? What if my going back in time created 2 alternate worlds? One with a me that never went back, and the other with a me that did go back? You couldn't tell the difference between either, because history would shape itself to accomodate my going back, so I would still be the only one who knew.

What's the save Freen? I don't care about the effects at this particular moment. What's the save?

Fine. *Grabs other longsword, dual strikes, kills creature*

*Absorbs damage with Ring of elemental resistance: Fire*

I am not harmed by the sun, I'm a Half-Ogre. Speaking of which. *Intimidate* Make the save or be shaken/scared out of your wits for 1d6 rounds.

Oh and we can move it ifin you want.

[Freenhult]

What's the save Freen? I don't care about the effects at this particular moment. What's the save?

Look at the save here.

Otherwise... I rolled a 13. Maybe enough?

But...*runs up to Volkov and touches him dodging the swing from both swords by jumping then rolling*

*Spontaneous cast of Symbol* I chose Hopelessness effect. (dejection/surrender for 3d4 turns). Save vs. Spell. The thingy says Neg for save type.

*Leaps backwards and starts to concentrate*

Multiple Worlds Theory? Wow..that one is lame. The MWT pretty much is a new version of crossing over into multiple dimensions. Or you are just playing with causality and making more realities than you realize. Heck...You prolly aren't even fighting me. Yeah...But what you can do is just die.

*Leaps forward and lands massive hit in Volkov's right eye with fist. *

*Runs away screaming in fear*

Where do you want to move this too?

[Gen. Volkov]

Weird, it doesn't say if it's a fort save or what. That's dumb. Well I'm not sure of what save to make here. I'm gonna go with fort, cause it seems like the sort of thing that would affect it. Your DC is your spellcaster level plus your wisdom modifier.

Attack of oppurtunity! (You don't get tumble) What's your AC? I come up with a 26. If I hit you have to make a concentration check against my damage to cast Symbol.

And Multiple Worlds has nothing to do with crosing into multiple dimesions. It's a valid theory in physics based on quantum theory. It basically states that everytime a wave form collapses, so that something is viewed as being in one state or another, a new world is created where the opposite happened of what happened in one world, you cannot cross between these worlds of course, so there's no way to prove it, but it's a competing theory with string theory, and is in fact incorporated into some versions of string theory.

Unarmed strike? Another attack of oppurtunity. 22 for that attack.

I don't really care, where do you want to move it?