Need some input on my Halloween costume

[The Beatles]

:*laughs*:

Well, your sexual fortunes were even. You didn't manage to pull, but you weren't violated by a member of your own gender.

[Nuclear Raunch]

:*laughs*:

Well, your sexual fortunes were even. You didn't manage to pull, but you weren't violated by a member of your own gender.

I usually don't consider the violated by a homo factor when evaluating how well I did on a given night. I guess I should, since that will always put every night, no matter how bad, in a positive light.