Joke

[Slasher]

> A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
>into the woods.
> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
>in a trap.
>
> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap,
>I will grant you three wishes."
>
> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,
>but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
>
> The woman said, "That's okay."
>
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful
>woman in the world.
>
> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will
>also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
>women will flock to".
>
> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
>most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
>
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman
>in the world.
>
> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
>man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
>
> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his
>and what's his is mine."
>
> So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
>
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
>answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
>them.
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> Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke
>for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
>
> Male readers: Please scroll down.
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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> Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
>they're really smart.
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> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the
>show
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it
>only goes to show that women never listen!!!

[Uchiha Sasuke]

*laughs* Its a good joke, but quite a cliche. The end part where the man got a heart attack ten times milder was pretty new. Good appropriation of a good old joke.

[Slasher]

Yeah, thats what I thought *laughs*

[maddog]

:*laughs*: :*laughs*: :*laughs*: :*laughs*: :*laughs*: :*laughs*: typical woman

[Yoman82]

Heh. That's a good one.

[Freenhult]

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