A war? Sounds fun. Let's do it.

[Ruddertail]

Random Jihad has been created successfully!

Yeah. I'll be recruiting, probably mainly from non - FAF (or at least non - FAF vet) sources. And then... we'll do a Random Jihad against anything we can find to hit. So if Freen or somebody could build up some sort of clan, that'd be cool. Get a war going or something. You can take any vet you can recruit, but leave Volkov - in case I can't get many/good players, I'd like at least one vet to back me. (Hope you don't mind being randomly drafted, Volk...)

Anyhow, yeah. Let's get some wars going. Kill or non - kill, either way is fine by me, I guess. It's BFR, so I'm not really opposed to killing. In fact, I'm thinking it'd be rather fun. But Freen has this aversion to killing (or so it seems), so... yeah. Just get me an opposition clan - I'd rather be horribly outnumbered then the other way around.

[Devari]

Remember ROCK?

[Ruddertail]

Yes. I kept murdering Urran.

This is going to be different in that A: We don't have enough of a clanned player base to drive away, and B: I actually hope to have an opposition clan that will fight, rather then just slaughtering random people.

[Freenhult]

... I can't tell if that was to draw me out, of if you think I'm that soft. I'd have killed you in WoA ages ago if not for the simple fact I'd have no one to wrestle with. Sure. I'll Jihad all over your face.

[Ruddertail]

I dunno. You just seem to have this thing about no - killing wars, I thought. Maybe I'm wrong...

And you wish you could have killed me. The last time you were able to do that was back when you had a clanmate. Now you'd pull your troops, STD me to low land, and either put them back on the market and get killed by me and my people, or leave them out, get them murdered to shreds, and then get killed by me and my people.

Anyhow, this all assumes I can find enough people. Hrm...

[Arthus]

Rudder needs his people to do anything...

[Ruddertail]

No, but I do need them to kill. You can't kill solo.

[Gen. Volkov]

Yeah, fine, I don't mind being randomly drafted.

[Freenhult]

My army is coming. What about yours? Or do I need to force this wide open?

[Arthus]

Want some help Freen old buddy?

[Ruddertail]

Quite frankly, I'd rather forgotten about this. So much other stuff going on, in game wise...

Anyhow, I don't know that there's still a point - we seem to have plenty of wars, near wars, etc popping up. That was the point of this whole thing...

Still, I suppose I can see what I can do, if you still want to war.

[Freenhult]

They're expecting a war. I'm giving them one starting with your account.

[Ruddertail]

Very well. As you wish...

[Gen. Volkov]

*Sharpens blades* I reckon I'm gonna hafta help ole Rudder out then. Can't let him go it all alone.

[Death]

Go on Rudder, grab a bunch of FEE players.

Side note, I saw Yoman and Asiangod in the top 5 here... is that a (Profanity is a sign of Maturity) joke? Can you guys really not outnet them? I mean Yoman gets shitloads of aid and Asiangod is about an average Mage, but wtf, seriously, do you guys use your (I reached puberty late.)es to run turns?