A friend and I were discussing what we (and some people we know) are in the terms of a D&D/Fantasy setting.
I am, apparently, a Chaotic Good Ogre Bard.
If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone
It's a lovely day in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
BECAUSE EVIL FREEN IS KILLING ALL THE TEDDY BEARS AT THEIR PICNIC